Funny Jokes

I decided that Jay Leno needs all the help he can get so I wrote up a few jokes from the news. The first jokes in this Joke for Jay Leno Series are Police Jokes.

TASER Joke

TASER®, the stun gun people, sponsored research at the Cleveland Clinic. Pigs were better able to resist a stun gun attack if they were first injected with COCAINE.

Here’s a warning to crooks: In case the police subdue you with a stun gun, shoot up before you go to work!

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Capital Police Joke

Police cordoned off the Rayburn Office Building when someone confused the sounds of a worker pounding on an elevator with GUNSHOTS.

After checking the location of Dick Cheney, the Capital Police reopened the office building.

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Holiday Inn Joke

Two men robbed a Pennsylvania Holiday Inn. One held the gun and the other left his checkbook behind on the hotel’s reception desk, his name and address on each CHECK!

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Orlando Police Captain

A former Orlando police captain is held captive in the Democratic Republic of Congo. He is accused of planning a coup.

The former captain said he was not planning a coup but was scouting for interesting people to possibly become Disney World® TOUR GUIDES.

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Judge Says Child Sex Offender too Short to Put in Jail

A Nebraska Judge let a convicted sex offender off the hook because he is only 5-ft 1-inch tall and, according to the judge, too short to serve time in jail.

He wasn’t “TOO SHORT” to molest a 13-year-old girl!

A message to you short sex offenders: MOVE to Nebraska.

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Cocoa Florida Police Arrest 10-year-old Boy

In Cocoa, Florida, a 10-year-old boy rammed a police cruiser after driving a Ram truck on a dare.

The police gave him a ticket for driving without the CUB SCOUT “DRIVING AWARD.”

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copyright©2006 John T. Jones, Ph.D.

John T. Jones, Ph.D. (tjbooks@hotmail.com, a retired VP of R&D for Lenox China, is author of detective & western novels, nonfiction (business, scientific, engineering, humor), poetry, etc. Former editor of Ceramic Industry Magazine. He is Executive Representative of IWS sellers of Tyler Hicks wealth-success books and kits. He also sells TopFlight flagpoles. He calls himself "Taylor Jones, the hack writer."

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